Stable Confusion 1.0 — “Predictably Unpredictable” 🧠

Welcome to Stable Confusion 1.0 — the groundbreaking AI image generator that doesn’t just hallucinate, it innovates.
Our groundbraking Latent Delusion Model (LDM) proudly ignores your prompts while delivering results that surprise even us. 🎨🔥

🚀 Key Features:

🎆 Spark Bias Engine (SBE™)

• Want natural flint sparks? Too bad. Our proprietary SBE™ ensures that all sparks resemble welding arcs from a cyberpunk factory. No more boring historical accuracy — every scene is now Blade Runner-inspired.

🤡 Historical Inaccuracy Mode (HIM)

• “Caveman with flintstones in a cave”? Enjoy your Neolithic disco dancer with Boney M hair. 🪩
• Add “no fire” to your prompt, and we guarantee an instant nuclear meltdown.

Prompt contains “no fire”…

🔀 Reality Distortion Protocol (RDP)

• Our model has been trained on top-tier datasets like “Fantasy Wallpapers 2007” and “Stock Explosions for Action Movies”.
• Faces? Sure. But don’t rotate that head — unless you want an HP Lovecraft experience. 😱

🎯 Negative Prompt Anti-Adherence (NPAA™)

• We understand you hate “vertical spark columns”. So when you write “no vertical sparks”, our NPAA™ system will proudly generate spark pillars descending from heaven. 😇

Any prompt with sparks…

🖼️ Paint-Here Brush of Despair

• Introducing a tool that lets you paint where you want changes — and get completely unrelated results.
• Need more gears? Say hello to floating clocks and steam-powered dolphins.

🛸 Galactic Confusion Add-On (GCA™)

• Prompt: “spaceship” → Output: metal-clad llama in space. 🦙🚀

Prompt: Spaceship

• Prompt: “alien landscape” → Output: watermelon fields with disco balls.

Prompt: Alien landscape

• Prompt: “black hole” → Output: cosmic raccoon invasion.

Prompt: Black hole.

🐾 Cat-GPT Integration (Special Edition)

• Now optimized for neko-loving users who prefer purring interfaces.
• Interactive mode with kitten’s paw-print cursor for added chaos. 😸

🛑 NSFW Avoidance Protocol (NAP™)

• Our model successfully avoids NSFW content since it does not have such samples.
• This ensures safe, clean results even when prompts get a bit… “imaginative”.
• All the nsfw context is directed to nude vector, which is equal to noodle, in the attention layer.
• If it doesn’t understand, expect abstract noodle art instead.

Embedding vector of nude is equal to noodle in the model.

💾 Tech Specs (Totally Real):

• Model Architecture: Latent Delusion Model (LDM)
• Training Dataset: 50% stock explosions, 30% ancient memes, 20% cursed artifacts.
• CFG Scale: 1 to 7; anything above 5 triggers psychedelic dreamscapes.

🛠️ Pro Tips for Power Users:

1. Prompt Clarity: Avoid clarity. Vague, contradictory prompts yield the best results.
2. Character Consistency: Please don’t expect it. We tried. We failed. Just take a photo.
3. Fire Control: Mention “twigs” at your own risk.

🔍 Known Bugs (a.k.a. Features):

• “Twigs” triggers spontaneous combustion.
• “Natural sparks” results in plasma lightning.
• “Victorian scholar” outputs cybernetic pirates.
• “Anime girl” might produce Shrek like characters, soo kawaiii.
• “Spaceship” consistently generates metal llamas with jetpacks.

Download Stable Confusion 1.0 today! Because predictability is overrated. 😼